Right now we are in the middle of Yosemite, surrounded by caterpillars, white baby frogs and superior sunsets. I would show you a picture of myself, but I’m looking mighty scary out here in the wild, but here’s a few of my camp essentials. Did you peep the Red Cross pamphlets? No one, and I mean no one, is going down on my watch. So are any of you camping out this summer? Backyards don’t count.